I’m Going on a Blog Sabbatical.................

Over the last few weeks, I’ve given a lot of thought to my blog and the amazing fans & friends I have acquired as a result. It has been an amazing journey that has opened up a tremendous amount of doors for me on a personal and professional level. It’s one of the most rewarding personal projects I’ve taken on in a very long time. When I logged in today I noticed that the last time I put up a post was March 2nd. I felt so guilty because I know that is not what my readers are use to. The truth is, my traveling and some other business ventures have been picking up at a pace I did not expect. I have my blog to thank for all of this!

With a VERY HEAVY HEART, Nina will be going on a brief Sabbatical while I work on getting one of my most recent projects up and running. I feel like every time my readers visit my blog and I don't have anything new, is like having sex with a guy that use to fuck the shit outta you and hasn't been doing that good of a job lately. But, you still keep fucking him in hopes that he will eventually go back to beating down your pussy walls like he use to.  Well my lovely readers, I don't want to keep disappointing you. My mind fucks have always been exhilarating, fulfilling and consistent. I will still be more than happy to respond personally to your "Ask Nina" questions. Send them on over to ninaniagra@gmail.com. 

Once I get a few things in order with my latest project, I promise........I will be back to MIND FUCK the shit out of each and every one of you.

I Love you guys so much & thanks for the ride.....See you soon.

-Nina

Nina's Video Reviews: I Needed Something To Cheer Me Up & This Did It!!!!

Funny Shit on Craigs List...LMFAO!!!

So from time to time I like to go on craigs list and look at the "missed connections" section. The stuff on there just crack me the fuck up. I just had to share a few of the ones I saw.

Ok so look at this assholes post:

ME RED HONDA, U BLACK 350 Z! UR MUSCLED ARM HANGING OUT WINDOW, U WERE LIKE 23! HOT AS FUK! U LOOKED SMILED AND TRIED TO GET TO ME BUT SOME COCKBLOCKER BLOCKED US!!!!! HIT ME UP! I GOT A GIRL LIKE U SO WE ARE DL!! I LOVE STR8 GUYS LIKE U!!!! HIT ME UP! TOTAL DL!

So he says he's on the "DL" but then the retard POSTS his picture...LMFAO!!

Ok, so as I pick myself off the floor from that post, check this one out:

On your bike while I jog - m4w - 28 (wpb)

You are just my type . give me a chance and you wont be disappointed. you are always on your bike and im jogging past you , everytime i try to talk to you you paddle faster. I look good so i know it aint because im ugly. im 6'3 dominican 28 athletic 210 lbs . you still go to that gym on lakeworth and jog? I wanted to come up to you then but you didnt seem to want to be bother you were too into your work out. You are beautiful and there is something about you. lets have some coffee at starbucks and you can get to know me and next time you see me just stop and say hello.

LMFAO.......uhmmmm earth to this dude. Maybe YOU think you are attractive but this chick is not into you AT ALL. Take the hint and leave her alone.......#stalker

Ok this one is just sad. Ladies, dont just check to see if your man is scoping bitches. #ijs

Club Space - m4m - 24 (Miami)

Any other closeted bi dudes go to club space this weekend? Noticed a lot of gay guys and a lot staring at me but was with my straight friends... hit me up with what u were wearing and/or pic... laterr

Ok, ok, ok...I need a break my stomach hurts from laughing this hard.....Fucking Losers I tell ya!!

From Birdman to Gucci Man: Facial Tattoos & Its Madness.......

Can someone please tell me what is going on with these ridiculous looking face tattoos? I know it has been going on for awhile but it seems since Gucci Man short bus ass put Carvel double scoops on his face, more and more retards seem to be surfacing:

Really Birdman, I mean you couldnt just say "I'm a Star." Or are you just making an easy target for the aliens in outter space.....I Just...*deep sigh*...#nevermind

Little boy got his first taste of some pussy and had to tat the bitch name on his cheek???! SMDH...Idiot

Apparently, this is Gucci man's cousin face tattoo. Well, they do say that being retarded is genetic. So we shouldn't be surprised.

Sooooooo, she's that die hard of a fan???!! I mean if she was an ugly broad (like Gucci) I wouldnt care as much becasue your shit was already fucked up...but..come on she's kinda cute. I'm hoping this is fake....

Everytime I see this one, it makes me wanna itch. What kind of conversation(s) do you think he had before he decided to do this??!! Idiot!

This is that crazy bitch Monica Leon from that show "For The Love of Ray J."...#figures

Ole psychotic, stuttering ass!!!

Lil Wayne......*deep sigh*...I can't say anything cause this is my boo...lol

Ok so TOTALLY unrelated but.......WTF is this??!!

Bitch it's Apple Bottoms not Apple Belly!!

In The News: Ghetto Moms, LiL Wayne & More......*smdh*

Ghetto News Headline of the Month:

So this crazy chick thought it would be funny to do this to her child and take a picture. When she realized she was on media takeout she goes to the police to report Media Takeout for "stealing her identity." Apparently, chica has a few warrants out for her arrest and they charged her with CHILD ENDANGERMENT. Simple bitch! What did she think? They were going to be cool with the pics and go after media takeout for publishing it?? Here is the news footage:



    Wacka Flocka Shot at....AGAIN!!!

Yeah...uhmmm so who gives a shit. But in the real news...did you know his government name is Juaquin Malphurs??!!! WTF .....He's just destined to be a retard.

Could It Be True?????!!!..

Prince FINALLY has a black girlfriend???!!

Uhmm...I guess. *shrugs*
Misty Copeland is a dancer at the American Ballet Theater in New York. She also recently joined his tour. Sounds to me miss thing is "working" her way to the top. #imnotahater

Aretha Franklin Dropped 100lbs!!!

Thank you Lord!! I was getting tired of seeing her on the stage looking like Rollie Pollie with bad weave. No matter how much you dress up a fat bitch or how much money she has or how much make- up she's wearing.She's still a fat bitch. It was just getting out of hand!!! Ya'll know I'm right...

LiL Wayne's New Boo???!!!

Nahhhhhh.....They're just smashing. Hopefully, he wrapped and strapped it becasue you KNOW dude can get a girl preganant if she just walks OVER his piss. #imjustsaying

The Truth About "Girlfriends" & It's Bullshit Hype....

One of my close friends called me yesterday really heartbroken about her little sister. Her sister (we’ll call her Tracy) is almost 21 years old and is very depressed at the fact that she hasn’t yet found her click of “girlfriends.” Tracy was very sheltered growing up. She sort of grew up like an only child because she and her older sister (my friend) are almost 15 years apart. I’ve known her since she was about 12 and felt that I really needed to step in and break some things down for her. As we began talking, I realized that Tracy isn’t the only one with these insecurities. There are a lot of women out there that really allow themselves to get caught up with this whole “girlfriend” hype. Well, let me drop some knowledge on you ladies real quick. I need you to pay attention because a lot of the bullshit you are dealing with right now is as a result of the baggage and fuckry brought on by some of these “girlfriends”. Whether you care to admit it or not friendships with your female friends are relationships that require some of the same cautions, expectations and work as a relationship with a man would. Firstly, ask yourself. What are some things you would never tolerate from a man? (This question is for my ladies with sense. Some of you simple bitches just don’t give a fuck and let a nigga do and say whatever comes to his mind) Disrespect, drama, cheating, uninterested, inconsistencies in what he says vs. what he does, fair weathered (your only his boo when you guys are alone) etc… As a woman who knows her worth, you would not accept anything from that list. Why would you tolerate anything less from your “girlfriend?” As far as I am concerned being my friend is just as much a privilege as being my man. I take that shit seriously and to the heart. I ask my son all the time when he comes home and tells me he just made a new friend. What has that person done to earn your friendship? What has he proved to show he is worthy of being in your circle? These things take time to build and until then he is just your “associate.” People come in your life for a reason and a season. Not everyone is meant to be a permanent fixture. Showing you a nice “moment” does not suffice. I use a few things to gauge whether or not a female has friend potential:


1. I need to know if you and I are somewhat on the same page intellectually. What type of conversations do you tend to engage in? Are they diverse or do you always want to talk about WTF Kim Kardashian had on the last time she was in Miami. Why is this important? I am all about uplifting and taking my life to the next level. I try and surround myself with people that have the same mission in mind or can contribute to it.
Lesson: Birds of a feather flock together and if you lay with dogs you rise with fleas.


2. I watch how they interact with other people. Especially if it is someone they have told me they do not care for or find gravely objectionable. One thing I can not stand is a phony bitch. Keep it real! If you don’t like someone then stand by that. I am not saying to not be cordial, because at the end of the day we are all adults. However, when I see a chick going over board with the phoniness and putting out extra over the top effort to appease the same person they loathe, my antennas go up. If you can be that two faced with them, why would I be the exception?
Lesson: Pay attention, a leopard never changes its spots.


3. At some point in your friendship, you may find yourself single. It is usually the non disclosed responsibility of your “girlfriends” to help with the hook up and meeting of your potential new man. Ladies, take note of the type of men she introduces you to. This will say loads about how this bitch REALLY thinks of you. Or how you are being perceived in your friendship.
Lesson: Perception is reality


4. Always, always, always watch a woman’s body language around your man. Gestures never lie. Check the eye contact she gives him, what she always seems to wear when he’s around. Check that phone bill ladies!! How many times does her number show up in his call log?? If you can’t trust this bitch around one of your most valued possessions then the hoe must go! This is how you catch a case, it’s a set up. The day you walk in on them or find out via other means shit was going on…heads are rolling. That’s the ultimate crossing of lines!! If a strange woman from off the street is fucking around with your man, then you put heat to your man because he is the one bonded to a commitment with you not her. However, if that other women is your “girlfriend”, then it’s on and popping for both parties.
Lesson: Check the bitch before you have to wreck the bitch


These are just a few of the things that I use when considering graduating a bitch from an “associate” to a “girlfriend.” The reality of it is as an adult, I have only 2 or three women in my life that are my ride or die. Many have auditioned for the part but not many have made the cut. I put these hoes through a process of elimination. I’m special! I know this and I don’t need anyone to confirm or justify this in my mind. Man or woman, if you are going to be in my life, you need to come correct or not come at all. I have associates that I may do things with from time to time, but nothing I pay much attention too. Ladies, reevaluate your friendships and take into consideration that some of the drama, and stresses in your life could be coming from these “friends.” Weed these hoes out and always remember “you can do badly by your damn self.”


As for my sister from another mother, Tracy. Don’t get caught up in the “girlfriends” hype. Work on the betterment of you right now. Stay in positive uplifting circles at your college. Your time will come. These ladies should not be able to impact your self esteem and sense of belonging as much as they do. In the words of comedian Katt Williams: “self esteem is the esteem of your mother fucking self bitch,you control that.”

Nina's Favorites & WTF's of The 2011 Grammy's

Eva La Rue...Don't know who she is                                       

but I'm loving the body and the dress.                               Faith Evans...Oldie but goodie.

                                                                                                   but...uhmmm whats going on??

 Bangs?? Really??

Lady Gaga...What a mother fucking entrance!! Is that a cocoon? One thing I can always say with Gaga is she gives you your monies worth EVERY TIME and genuinely has pure, raw talent. Love this bitch!

Jenna Ushkowitz.....Not a big fan

 of the show "Glee" but I'm loving this dress.

                                                                   Jada Pinkett-Smith...What more can I say.

Jennifer Hudson...Looking good bitch.

Glad to see your focused and maintaining              J-Lo....Flawless!! Love this look on her. that amazing body. Now if we could just

get your head size to agree with the rest

 of your body. #uknowiaintlying

Justin Bieber & his New girlfriend Selena Gomez..... Cute couple, but I'm waiting for him to start dating black girls. This little man has so much swagger, only a sistah can really appreciate. (nothing too ghetto please & thank you)

Justin Guarini.....Sheek look,                                                      

 but I'm still waiting for him to

disclose two pieces of information:

His real age & does he like girls.

#thatsall
                                                                                          Miss Keri Baby....Her name is Kerri and
                                                                                         she's so very fly oh my its a little bit scary.

                                                                                        

Kim Kardashian....To date: The smartest and baddest whore in the industry. Hats off to this bitch! That pussy helped to build her own empire. Take notes you simple bitches, this is how you do it.

Mario Lopez.....Does he EVER age? Damn! He'll be "38" this year and doesn't look a day older than 24. (that's even if his bday is real. you know these celebs like to shave off years)

Maya.....Hey hoe where you been? 

Love the dress though..

                  Monica....Very elegant! Looking good my sistah.

 We can all see how much you have matured.

 But I still like to know you ready to cut a bitch

if needs be. #realtalk

Musiq Soulchild....Slow down fat boy!!

Nicki Minaj...A blend of Lil Kim and Lady Gaga. What can I say....make your paper boo boo.

Ricky Martin....????????

Snookie...I need this sloppy looking bitch to get it together. All that money your making and you STILL can't get rid of that pot belly?? You look pregnant! Just stop....

Tyrese & Lil Wayne.....One I would fuck but never be seen with in public, the other I would never stop fucking therefore having no need to even go out in public. I'll let you figure that one out. #riddlemethatbatman

My #1 Favorite Outfit of the evening:

Rihanna....You worked that shit honey!!