Monday, January 31, 2011

ASK NINA: Is it Fare???!!! Nigga Please!!!!!




Is it fare to men when women where push-up bras, butt pads, fake eye lashes, etc.?


I know that you are not suppose to answer a question with a question but are you fucking serious? Maybe the word "fare" isn't the right word to use but let us be real here for a moment. Push up bras, butt pads, fake eyelashes and weave are all temporary enhancements/accessories that men can clearly see are not real. A true "breast" man knows when its a whole lotta pushing going on in a bra to give the little bit of cleavage she may have. As for the women that may be trying to support some sagging breast. More often than not, her breast aren't the only obvious things sagging or not up to par on her body. When you go to a fruit market and you look into a barrel of apples, you have options. Some men like a Granny Smith Apple, some men may prefer a Mcintosh and some may prefer a Golden Delicious. If you are not sure what kind of apple you have you can either ask or feel for yourself. However, at the end of the day you know you're getting an apple. Now, lets address the real issue at hand. The devious, deceptive, coercive, manipulating shit that men throw on the table should damn near be illegal. A woman can go to the fruit store looking for a grape and a few months later she realizes she now has a watermelon. If it was just a matter of them stuffing there pants, wearing a toupee, shoes that make them look taller or even flashy clothing. I can live with that. Nope! Not these mother fuckers. They have completely created an entire character with a bullshit storyline to go with it just for the sake of some pussy.

Here are some of the common ones:


Story: I'm not married/don't have a girlfriend
Truth: Married/living with girlfriend that pays most of the bills


Story: I don't have any kids
Truth: Several baby mommas spread across the country and he takes care of NONE of them.


Story: Pulls up in a nice luxury car and says its his
Truth: Belongs to his mom, suga momma, girlfriend or one of his boys


Story: He has a girl but there is just something about you that makes him ready to leave his woman.
Truth: He's engaged to his woman and actively planning a wedding/ they are working on having a baby and he's told the same bullshit line to all of the women he's slept with in the 7 years he's been with his girl.


Story: He owns his own record label and is currently working with xyz artist/travels all over the world and that's why he's always so busy and may not be able to always take your calls.
Truth: He works for UPS and doesn't even have a CD changer in his 2002 Toyota Corolla. He has a crazy baby mother that he lives with who beats his ass and will forever hate/not trust him because he gave her crabs.

Story: He's mom is living with him or he's living with his mom so he can "help her out.".
Truth: Thats the house he grew up in and the mother fucker never left. If you ask his mom, she's been trying to kick him out since 1999.

Thats just to name a few. I can write a book on the stories I have heard. So to answer your question: "Is it fare to men when women wear push-up bras, butt pads, fake eye lashes, etc?"


Answer: Hell Fucking Yeah!!

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