Dear Sir, My Pussy Says Thank you....

Dear Sir,



I want to thank you sincerely for your amazing performance last night. It has been awhile since I've been touched by a man. I am usually pretty perceptive when it comes to feeling out a mans potential in bed. However, to be quite honest upon first glance I didn't think you had it in you. You see sir I can be a bitch when it comes to my sex. I have zero tolerance for amateurs and will not tolerate a time waster. I'm sure you have figured this out by now but I have an amazing pussy. I don't speak of her goodness because, well there really is no need for me to do so. I have come across men that feel as though because they are "grown" they will be able to handle my pussy and put this kitty kat to sleep. I always listen and allow them to speak, but my pussy and I know better. We have become use to the frivolous ego chat that most men give when they feel challenged by the pussy. I grew curious when I noticed that you rarely if ever spoke about the size of your cock or your abilities in the bedroom. I've learned a long time ago that real men with real skills never feel the need to speak of such things. They stand firm behind the mantra "action speaks louder than words." I remember that evening we spoke briefly of sex and your only contribution to the conversation was "if a man does what he is suppose to do there is no need to chase pussy. Pussy will come looking for you." I was sold! My pussy and I became anxious. It was a challenge to keep her under control, but she immediately puuuurred when you touched me. Your kiss on my neck was so sensual and passionate, I couldn't help but sway my hips towards you. You were so gently with your kisses as you made your way to my panties. Slowly removing them and kissing me on my inner thighs. When your mouth pressed on my pussy and began to french kiss my clit, I melted. You did these mouth exercises on my pussy for an extended amount of time. Oh, before I forget. Yes, I did cum 5 times when you were down there. I'm sorry I lied but I wasn't ready to give you your props just yet. When we moved to the bed, I still don't know how you did it but my clothes seemed to fall off of my body in seconds, without my help. Sir, I must say. Most men tend to be kind of ruff and not very good when it comes to fingering my pussy. This could be one of the reasons I usually jump right into fucking after I get some head because the foreplay is rarely very pleasurable. I was in fear of passing out! As you fingered and played with my pussy I found it difficult to catch my breath. I was tempted to check and see if you had help but didn't have the energy to investigate. Oh, and by the way. I know I'm sorry, I lied again. Please don't take me for a liar, I was just really trying my best to keep my composure and not let you think you were handling the pussy as well as you were. But yes, I did cum 4 times. Now, sir your cock was absolutely amazing. When you entered my pussy, I don't know if you felt her but she grabbed on as if you were a long lost friend. Each and every stroke accomplished everything it needed to and more. I will admit, I did shed a tear. Not because I was in pain, but because I was so happy with what the experience. I don't know if you know this but there are alot of sub par, weak ass mother fuckers out here that keep running pussy tabs. Writing checks on the pussy that their dicks can't cash. I wanted to thank you for bestowing upon me that amazing sexual encounter and would like to formally induct you into the "fuck a pussy right" hall of fame.


Yours Truly,


Nina

Nina is in Transit......

Ok so I am in transit to Nassau, Bahamas. I will be Vlogging and Blogging from there all week. Due to flight delays our Vlog launch has been pushed to no later than the 13th....Stay tuned and send me an email if there is something you want to see or hear me talk about.

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Schooling My Bitches on How to Rep Their Hood!!!

Having a candid conversation with my bitches on the importance of "repping their hood." Buddy (furry one barking) was just a visitor and getting crunk with the home team. Please note....I was higher than a mother fucker...LMAO...Enjoy!!!

Bitch I told you so!!!

Why do people have the audacity to believe you owe them a damn thing? I live and die by the motto that I will not inconvenience myself to help someone that can not show me what they have done to help themselves. I'm sorry, call it what you want but life is a pimp and I refuse to get slapped. Personally, I think being a lazy ass mother fucker is a hustle. It's a hustle to try and get as many suckers as you can to do for you. Well, I am here to say loud and proud you will not get me. Can a bitch live with me for free? Hell no!! Why should I? What fucked up decisions did you make in your grown life that put you in the position to not afford a roof over your head? How do I know you have learned from those mistakes? Case in point, this simple bitch spent most of her adult life chasing after stupid niggas. Getting pregnant for them, giving them money. Instead of focusing on bettering herself she's running in the streets after these scrubs. Not going to work when she should, not furthering her education. Making the same mistakes over and over again, gaining nothing and losing time. Here it is now, your credit is so fucked up that you couldn't even borrow water. Her car is repossessed because she didn't have the money to pay. She gets evicted from her home and now I must house her and her bad ass children. Oh Hell the fuck no I wont!!! I was the little bug in this simple bitches ear telling her she needs to get her shit together. Showing her how to be independent, guiding her in the right direction and advising her on how to make better choices. When I did these things, I was labeled as a hater. Why? I was a hater because I "was jealous of the things her nigger did for her." Ok, simpleton now this "jealous bitch" doesn't want you mooching off of her and her hard earned money. When your nigga(s) would buy you things I tried to have you understand the importance of thinking past today. Things like these are short lived and you're never promised tomorrow. Do I have "sponsors?" Damn right I do! However, the difference between me and you is that my sponsors cater to my surplus. The bible even tells you "trust no man." With or without them, I'm going to live. I am not obligated to do a mother fucking thing, you should have listened. I advise you run your happy little ass to the welfare office first thing in the morning and see what they can do for you. Ladies, I need you to place more value on advice from your friends that have their shit together. Don't let the only time you stretch your hand out for help be when you need money. Be proactive with your life!

The Difference Between a Pussy & Vagina

Vagina and Pussy is always a fun topic to discuss for me. I don't know if it's because I have one, or if it's because I enjoy it just as much as the next nigga. Once again, I posed this question to friends and twitter fans. Most of my men said they prefer a pussy but couldn't give me a reason. Based on their conversations, it was quite clear that they enjoy the word pussy, but don't truly understand the explicit differences. Like a dick, (check out my blog post 9/26/10 on "the difference between a dick and a cock?") a vagina does the job. It will get a dick/cock hard enough to perform. When a dick/cock sees a vagina, it gets excited for its potential. A vagina is like a saggy D cup while a Pussy is a full D cup. Both big breast that will feel good but that full D is sexier, more confident and require minimal maintenance. A Vagina observes the dick/cock as it enters, but a Pussy sucks that mother fucker in, gives it a warm, moist welcome and makes that dick/cock feel at home. A Vagina is straight forward, what you see is what you get. There is never any surprises or impromptu. A Pussy is multifaceted. She is always full of surprises and contains little pockets of joy hidden throughout her walls. A Pussy has the Rosetta Stone for dicks/cocks international. So ladies how do you know if you have a Pussy? Here are my top ten signs of a woman that has a Pussy.


You know you have a pussy when:

1. A nigga is in your shit and having out of body experiences.
2. He has to do a "cum check" (stop and look to see if came because the shit is so damn intense)
3. A bitch/nigga eats YOUR shit and falls asleep (lost in the sauce)
4. Randomly pats on the pussy during the night (making sure that mother fucker didn't grow legs and walk away in the middle of the night because with the tricks she pulled a few hours earlier, anything is possible)
5. The nigga cums and is in the bathroom beating the hell outta his dick/cock so he can get back in
6. They have to stop mid pump to prevent themselves from cumming too early
7. After sex they take a step back, opens your legs and just gazes at it. Followed by a small kiss on the lips.
8. Your bed doesn't have wet spots, it has wet valleys.
9. You have to wear pantie liners during the day to manage the moisture.
10. A nigga doesn't wanna do anything but eat, beat and skeet when he's around

BONUS: All your mother fucking bills are paid!!

So for my vagina having ladies, I know this is hard for you. However, there is hope.
No, I'm lying. You just better HOPE a pussy doesn't take your man. LMAO!!!

Nina signing out.....

I Think I Need to be a Pimp....."Pussy Advisor"

Living in South Florida as a man must be paradise at times, especially if you have money. It is truly a melting pot of pussy down here with all of the different types of exotic women. Living so close to all of the islands has its advantages. Alot of these women who would have never had a chance in their countries to experience certain luxuries, come here and do it big with little to no education. Some of them don't even know how to speak English. South Florida is the prime location for opportunist if your holding a royal flush. I think I really need to strongly consider a change in careers and become a "female advisor." These women need to be properly schooled on how to better manage their assets and working towards an early retirement. The simple mindedness just has to stop. The biggest problem with the game right now is that these bitches can't think past today. In most jobs we have what's called a 401K. This is an opportunity for you to stash away additional money so that you have more than your Social Security to rely upon when you retire. I would bring some Corporate America rules to the game. I would have a continued education program. The more degrees you have the less percentage you have to pay me. (all for women empowerment) My bitches will have registered business names and become there own LLC. They will have business accounts as well as "gifting accounts." I will oversee there money and ensure they pay a certain percentage to a high yield savings account, CD's and small investments. One of the small investments would be a full day spa, salon and gym. Why? Men love to give women money to get dolled up. My clients wouldn't have a clue that we own the same establishment there paying to have them go to. My bitches wont be hoes, they will be fantasies. People pay more for fantasies than they do a quick fix. What upsets me the most is when I see these young girls in a perfect situation and go into it blindly with no business savvy. A girlfriend of mine use to strip in some very well know clubs in Atlanta and Miami. She was/is absolutely gorgeous and had a body to die for. Her parents are from Brazil and moved to the states when she was 13. Amanda (that's what we'll call her) was always in the presence of extremely wealthy men. However, my girl had no clue on how to work that shit to her advantage. She would have these men take her on shopping sprees ranging from $1000 to $30,000. They would fly her anywhere in the world, take her to expensive restaurants. Weekend trips on yachts; Allow her to drive their cars; allowances to get herself dolled up. Amanda was doing it big, for the moment. Like most of the women in the game, my dog couldn't think past today. When they would send her $5000 to go shopping I would tell her. "Amanda, you don't need anymore clothes. Save up this money and put a down payment on your own place." She was renting and at that time Atlanta was the it place to buy property. You could easily have a 4 bedroom house on property for under $100k. She could have bought a place cash!! I would always push for her to go back to school and finish her Nursing. She had many sponsors that would have supported her. Amanda would constantly find herself in car payments buying new Mercedes. I would tell her "Amanda, stop bringing on unnecessary expenses. Have one of these guys put a car in your name." She was seeing a gentleman at the time that had 5 cars in his driveway and gave her a key to one of them. When Amandas' birthday came around she collectively received over $75k cash money from some of the men she was seeing. Once again, living for today. She booked a seven day vacation in the Dominican Republic at a hotel that was over $4000 a night. While there she spent close to $40k on spas, shopping, and excursions. Oh, and did I mention she had 10 friends she brought with her? All expenses paid for those bitches as well. I could safely say that in the 10 years I knew Amanda, she literally had over half a millions dollars pass through her hands. So, where is Amanda today. She is 34 years old now, fell in love and had a baby for the one broke nigger she dealt with. Her supporters weren't too happy with the extra baggage, so they slowly started to back off. She didn't finish school so she was forced to stay in the stripping business to support her and her daughter. She is still renting her apartment and now drives a 2006 Honda Accord that she has a high ass interest rate on due to her repossessions, high credit card bills and fucked up credit. Coming down from the high of the lifestyle she use to live was the most difficult adjustment Amanda had to make. This could have all been avoided if she had a proper "female advisor." I can see how someone can be blinded from the glitz, glamour and bling. That is why a non bias third party should be involved to help keep things in order. I'm going to draft up a few sample business proposals. *ya'll think I'm playing*


P.S. Gay boys I'm coming for you next. Some of ya'll fucking up too.

Stay tuned.....

Kat Stacks Infected Infection Looking Pussy

WARNING BOTH VIDEOS CONTAIN NUDITY!!!

Those of you that dont know, one of the guys from the Soldier Boy camp puts Kat Stacks nasty looking Vagina on blast. He said she emailed it to him and showed everyone on World Star Hip Hop.
Here is that Video!





Now here is Kat Stacks response video. I needed to see more because what she showed wasn't convincing. Her shit still look like an infected infection to me. #imjustsayin