Monday, October 4, 2010

The Difference Between a Pussy & Vagina


Vagina and Pussy is always a fun topic to discuss for me. I don't know if it's because I have one, or if it's because I enjoy it just as much as the next nigga. Once again, I posed this question to friends and twitter fans. Most of my men said they prefer a pussy but couldn't give me a reason. Based on their conversations, it was quite clear that they enjoy the word pussy, but don't truly understand the explicit differences. Like a dick, (check out my blog post 9/26/10 on "the difference between a dick and a cock?") a vagina does the job. It will get a dick/cock hard enough to perform. When a dick/cock sees a vagina, it gets excited for its potential. A vagina is like a saggy D cup while a Pussy is a full D cup. Both big breast that will feel good but that full D is sexier, more confident and require minimal maintenance. A Vagina observes the dick/cock as it enters, but a Pussy sucks that mother fucker in, gives it a warm, moist welcome and makes that dick/cock feel at home. A Vagina is straight forward, what you see is what you get. There is never any surprises or impromptu. A Pussy is multifaceted. She is always full of surprises and contains little pockets of joy hidden throughout her walls. A Pussy has the Rosetta Stone for dicks/cocks international. So ladies how do you know if you have a Pussy? Here are my top ten signs of a woman that has a Pussy.


You know you have a pussy when:

  1. A nigga is in your shit and having out of body experiences.
  2. He has to do a "cum check" (stop and look to see if came because the shit is so damn intense)
  3. A bitch/nigga eats YOUR shit and falls asleep (lost in the sauce)
  4. Randomly pats on the pussy during the night (making sure that mother fucker didn't grow legs and walk away in the middle of the night because with the tricks she pulled a few hours earlier, anything is possible)
  5. The nigga cums and is in the bathroom beating the hell outta his dick/cock so he can get back in
  6. They have to stop mid pump to prevent themselves from cumming too early
  7. After sex they take a step back, opens your legs and just gazes at it. Followed by a small kiss on the lips.
  8. Your bed doesn't have wet spots, it has wet valleys.
  9. You have to wear pantie liners during the day to manage the moisture.
  10. A nigga doesn't wanna do anything but eat, beat and skeet when he's around
BONUS: All your mother fucking bills are paid!!

So for my vagina having ladies, I know this is hard for you. However, there is hope.
No, I'm lying. You just better HOPE a pussy doesn't take your man. LMAO!!!

Nina signing out.....

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