Ghetto News Headline of the Month:
Wacka Flocka Shot at....AGAIN!!!
Yeah...uhmmm so who gives a shit. But in the real news...did you know his government name is Juaquin Malphurs??!!! WTF .....He's just destined to be a retard.
Could It Be True?????!!!..
Prince FINALLY has a black girlfriend???!!
Uhmm...I guess. *shrugs*
Misty Copeland is a dancer at the American Ballet Theater in New York. She also recently joined his tour. Sounds to me miss thing is "working" her way to the top. #imnotahater
Aretha Franklin Dropped 100lbs!!!
LiL Wayne's New Boo???!!!
Nahhhhhh.....They're just smashing. Hopefully, he wrapped and strapped it becasue you KNOW dude can get a girl preganant if she just walks OVER his piss. #imjustsaying