Friday, June 10, 2011

Fat Pussy or Non Fat Pussy...THAT is the Question


Now to be quiet honest, I know my pussy is the shit. It is what it is, I am not a self proclaimed "bomb pussy" claimer. I have referrals that can be provided upon request. However, the reason we are talking about this is because My home girl and I were in our office and on this day I happen to be wearing tights. Usually when we talk this freaky bitch is all in my titties but on this day I noticed hers eyes were fixated on my crotch. I paid it no mind because as I said her "around the clock horniness" is normal. Hence the reason she is my best friend. ( I love you bitch) Hey what can I say, birds of a feather flock together. Anyway, out the blue she says "damn Nina, I didn't know it was that serious." "What do you mean? What's serious?" She responds, "your Vagina!" Bitch that shit could cast its own shadow" I burst out laughing!! Now, as I stated before I know I have some good pussy but never looked into the variation of reasons as to why it is so addicting. I am a VERY sexual being, I enjoy sex more than most, so when I am having it I feel like a kid in a candy store. I can't get enough and can keep going till the shop closes. My pussy juices flow before, after and on triple overtime during sex. What I didn't really consider or look into is the fact my shit is phat as hell! Is it that bitches with phat pussies have better sex? Now that I think of it, the chicks in the porn that really get things popping and have the guys tripping out, tend to have phat pum pum themselves. They also tend to be the squirters and can back it up on a Mandingo of a cock like a pro. You also get more sound effects from a phat pussy. I don't know about you but I LOVE to hear that noise of a juicy pussy getting beat the fuck up. Now after a little bit of research with my Labia Licking Lesbians they said a phat pussy is definitely a plus. Especially during grinding. The pussy just sucks on there clits as the rub against each and gets EXTRA wet.

#pause....Masturbation Break


Oh goodness!!!!!!!! Wow, this topic has me jumping. Anyway, in conclusion as my dear friend JC tells me *in her Beyonce voice* "Who runs the world? Phat pussy bitches!"

I wanna hear from my readers on this one.........What do YOU think??!!!

12 comments:

kevin said...

I know I love a phat pussy.For the most part, that's what I deal with. Since u've made it clear that u won't let me beat it up, I guess I'll just take ur word for it. Trust KB will be responding. Love U Hoe! Lol

d money said...

Love that pussy......

Shannon-Jo said...

Maybe I'm lame (or maybe I've just never paid much attention to OTHER women's vaginas), but what actually CONSTITUTES a "phat" pussy? (Or I guess the better question would be "what/who is an example of someone withOUT a phat pussy?)

I haven't been around (much), but I've never had a complaint before (and, since I'm down for pretty much whatever, I don't expect to get any complaints in the future! lolol), but my vagina has always looked...well...vagina-able.

I mean I shave her/it and I've recently decorated her/it (got a clit ring for my bday! woooot! can't WAIT to try it out!) and it's squish-able...but I've always thought that ALL vaginas have some fatty tissue beneath the skin...?

*slightly confused*

Nina Niagra said...

@Shannon-Jo I can tell you havent seen much pussy in your days and is still "wet behind the ears" sexually. However, I do love your new word..."vagina-able"....Here is what I can do for you to assist in your confusion...show me your pussy and I'll let you know personally if its #NinaApproved......;-)

Carlo Smith said...

Ok, Phat vagina comes in many variations, but it in and of itself doesn't make the entire experience better; something a little more subtle does and that would be the size of the blood vessels that supplying blood to that area.

Nina, I can tell that yours are above average in size and maybe part of the reason your Vagina REQUIRES attention and why you may be enjoying sex more than the next person.

PHAT OUTSIDE: Labia Majora are the outer lips of the vulva which are pads of fatty tissue that wrap around the vulva from top to bottom, they are usually covered with the hair if you don't trim or shave. A phat vagina (visually) is usually looks like the picture Nina has above (shaved); or a nice Arby's Roast beef sandwich - no sesame seeds (IJS). Usefulness? 1) Similar to a phat butt, it's really nice to look at and usually turns the horny dial up on whoever is interacting with it; however it doesn't physically make sex better or worse. 2) if your doing oral sex then at some point it better be in your mouth... treat it like the lips on the face and don't be afraid to visit them with the tongue; Phat vagina or not...


PHAT INSIDE: A vagina can be phat on the outside but LAWD HAVE MERCY if it's phat on the inside... that right there will shut any man's "going into over-time" long stroke down to a few minutes.

It can be characterized as excess phaty tissue on the inside walls of the vagina.

How does one tell if it's phat on the inside?
1) Insert your finger(s) into your vagina, slowly and gently going deeper while paying close attention to what your finger is feeling (wetness, temperature, texture and pressure).
2) if your finger feels like it's completely surrounded by a warm, moist/wet, velvet blanket the entire lenght... you are working with a phat vagina. [Don't be embarrassed] However, if yours doesn't feel like this then it's ok... it's still a vagina and I'll gladly take you to dinner on Tuesday for that vagina today.

Usefulness: A large penis (girth / width)entering a vagina will stimulate more surface area of the vagina making for a more pleasurable experience unless it's just too big or the owner of this penis doesn't know how to use his tool. The same experience is true for a woman with more phaty tissue on her vagina walls. She is able to experience this filled feeling with even a penis (or dildo) of average size. The draw back is that most men wont be able to handle the SUPER stimulation and may ejaculate EARLY. Make him use two condoms or go get some Tiger Bone or Stone. These items serve to numb / reduce the sensitivity of the penis.

If you don't have a phat (inside) vagina then you should look into the over 220 exercises available for your vagina. Start with Kegel, which is popular in the USA, and then graduate on to the others.

Anonymous said...

u do have a pretty ass phat pussy! I wld love to have u sit on my face! From cooleo

Nina Niagra said...

LMAO @Cooleo......you sound like you may have had a glimpse or feel of my pussy. Have me met sir/ma'am?

Anonymous said...

thats a nice phat pussy fo sure DAMN MAH!!

ErikQV said...

Honestly in all perspective a phat pussy is the only way to go. It has so many perks I don't know where to begin. For starters its a work of art to just see, it has all the tendencies to engulf a dick their is supposed to be held. It does more work by itself that a hybrid or an inny pussy. I praise a woman that has one, and the one you have is a perfect gift. Kudos and share the wealth.

Anonymous said...

phat for sure like Jasmine Byrne's

Anonymous said...

A phatty for sure. Would love to see yu on your back spread wide

Anonymous said...

That right there looks like my wife's pussy

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