Pussy Bill: Is he up to date?

My friend sent me a video on this comedian advising men to pay there pussy bill. Her delivery was comedic but had so much truth to it that I just had to share. She started off by saying that "why in the hell do niggas think that its ok for them to ask for pussy and not ok for us to ask for money." One doesn't come without the other, niggas like pussy and women like money so they need to pay their pussy bill. If you're calling in for a favor and he cant pay up. Snatch your cat back! Fellows need to understand the importance of paying their pussy bill. Can I get an Amen?!! Don't get me wrong, if you're in a healthy relationship with a man and you guys are truly trying to build together, do you boo boo. But, to my single bitches out there dating and mingling, please make sure these niggas understand that your pussy bills are well enforced. If you could be a fly on the wall, to hear the conversations men have when going through their "options", on who to call for an evening of enjoyment. They choose the bitch that will give them the biggest bang for there buck. Well, if they think you're going to be "that" bitch then make sure you Max his shit out. Don't feel bad ladies, single men budget for this. There focus is to try and get as much from you as possible for as least of a financial investment as possible. The key is also to make sure you are consistent. Don't set the expectation of them paying there pussy bill on time then all of a sudden you drop a freebie on his ass. No pro-bono pussy favors! Absolutely not! Keep in mind the supply and demand rule. The more you supply the pussy, the less you can demand. Be cautious of the itemized lists on your pussy bill. If you keep putting store brand orange juice on your list, you can't be upset if he trips when you switch to Tropicana. This comedian gave some great advice, I co-sign on it all. I know times are hard but pussy never loses its value. Don't be afraid to evict a mother fucker if bills aren't being paid on time. Remember ladies, check a nigga and make sure he is always up to date on his pussy bill.