Ladies and gentleman, today's post may have you feeling like your in church. Testifying your ass off on the truth and goodness you are being delivered. We will be discussing the "Triple Pussy Goodness." Now if your the man or woman asking yourself right now "what the hell is that?" Then I am sorry to inform you but this means you either don't have it or not getting it. Ladies we know when we have the "TPG." Its the kinda shit that only prophets can understand. No one tells you what it feels and looks like, you just know you have the TPG. A TPG requires a pantie liner even if your not on your period. A TPG owner knows she must wrap the toilet tissue at least five times around her hands so the moisture doesn't penetrate. A TPG has to lay a towel down when shes masturbating to avoid her mattress from getting damaged. A TPG makes that special "tight suck" sound when entered. This can only be imitated but never duplicated. A TPG can ask for head with no expectations of reciprocation. A TPG is use to a nigga saying all kinda crazy shit in there ear while fucking. A TPG is very familiar with the restraining order process. A TPG owner is rarely ever broke. A TPG owner gets midday phone calls just to check up on the pussy, see how she's doing. A TPG owner gets breakfast in bed delivered to her ass. A TPG owner gets her oil changed and car maintained without even asking for it. A TPG owner gets allowances from her dude/dudes just so they can keep her attention. A TPG owner doesn't give any thought to the next bitch because she is so secure with her own. Can I get a Amen????!!!!
Are you a TPG owner?
Stop!! Because if you have to think about it.....you're not.
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